The Mystery of the Nasca Lines?
When someone said to me, "you should go and check out those Nasca Lines, there pretty mystereous?", I thought to myself, fair enough, there`s some interesting theories behind them, be it with aliens and all the rest, so I booked myself on a trip to South America to check them out for myself.

A few months later, and I find myself in the very place, sitting on a small plane flying over the said lines. There was all the well documented figures, the parrot, the dog, the humming bird, the spider, the monkey and the endless lines and trapisoids, and I did get a feeling of wonderment and mystery regarding their origin, but this was nothing in comparison to the feeling of mystery I received on arrival back at the airport.

Probably the strangest of the figures is the giant alien carved into the side of the mountain, which compared to the rest of the figures is slightly out of keeping. On my arrival back on solid ground, I quickly made my way to the obligatory gift shop, where I purchased a selection of postcards, some of you may have seen them. It was not until I was back in the campsite that I had a proper amount of time to puroose my purchases, and noticed that there was one major difference to what was on my postcard to what I had witnessed from the plane.

THE REAL MYSTERY OF THE NASCA lINES:

Why does the Alien on my postcard have a very large carved penis jolting out from his groin?



- posted by Anonymous @ 2:18 PM