Schwiiiingggg
Now here's a good idea. There's a cocktail bar just down the road from our hotel which doesn't have bar stools, but bar swings, meaning that with a little bit of practice, projectile vomiting of brightly coloured alcoholic beverages can be achieved with spectacular force, probably over the bar staff.
I wonder why the idea hasn't caught on elsewhere.

In other (sort of related) news, this afternoon, Gary and I will be jumping off a bridge.
- posted by Vince @ 10:34 AM