Complaint
How the hell am I supose to follow a post about Gary and his mutating scalp? I mean, I ended up writing about the museum (and who really gave a toss about that one, eh? I mean do you really think we came here to be educated?) and Gary gets to do the "Ewwwwww! Yuk!" entry. Talk about shameless scene stealing.
Besides, how do you "support" a guy who´s head seems to be increasingly resembling something from an Alien movie? Follow him around with a bucket and a bottle of Domestos? I did the concerned thing as best I could, just from a discrete distance was all.

Besides which, I only sang "While Gary´s Head Gently Seeps" once, which is probably a good thing.
- posted by Vince @ 1:19 PM